It's September Suck-it Everybody!!!!

Have you ever realized that the word second sounds the same as suck-it? We have been inconspicuously using the word suck-it in place of the word second for decades (3 months) and no one EVER notices! Try it in a sentence, I'm telling you, no one will be able to tell. Pronounce suck-it as clearly as you would like, as long is it's used in the sentence properly it is completely "undetectable" (what does that even mean). The only way anyone will catch on is by the hysterical laughter from the parties involved. Use this technique to lighten the mood or jazz up a dinner! Just don't use it inappropriately as I'm sure it could be mistaken as a sexual innuendo (not speaking from experience) and that could be a recipe for disaster!

Good examples of ways to use suck-it in a sentence:

Moldy- "Phleming do you know what today is?"
Phleming- "Oh! September suck-it!"
Moldy- "Yuuuuuuup!" Weeeeeeeee."


Phleming-"Moldy! Are you ready to go to lunch?"
Moldy- "I'll be ready in three suck-its!"

Bad example of using suck-it in place of second:

Hey Mr. boss maaaan, I've hated you for this many suuuuck-IT's!


P.S. I think calendar sales would sky-rocket if they would change all 2nd and 22nds to suck-it and twenty suck-its! Just a thought you calendar creator peeps. I know you're reading this.

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