Let me walk you through my thought process as I was watching this video:
"Lil' Markie? That's the worst rapper name I've ever heard...oh...wait, this is a church video? Ok ok, well, I guess that guy is Mark. Wow, Mark has some AWESOME hair! AND he can flip through a Bible with one hand while singing! That's talent! Also, Mark has the most awesomely pear-shaped body...it almost doesn't look real.....like he's hiding a hoop skirt under there or something. Aaaaaanyway, I wonder where Lil' Markie is....it's probably one of those little wooden dummys or somethiOHMYGODSWEETJESUSF*&KBALLSWHATISHAPPENINGOMGOMG!!
This is me at 1:08
Friday, December 12, 2008
OMG OMG OMG TERRIFYING VIDEO OF THE DAY!
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HOLY FUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!
Nothing could have prepared me for that. I was waiting for him to fall over, or the stage to explode, or God to come down and judge them all for being prejudiced, but NOT THIS.
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