The Clock Blog: 10/5/08

Saturday, October 11, 2008

This sassy little number is some sort of freakish cross between a Cabbage Patch Doll and Chucky from Child's Play, but I'd be willing to bet that wasn't the intention. This is also another classic example of shading gone terribly wrong. It looks like she's either A) Completely covered in dirt (I'm going to assume this is not the case, since her hair looks to be fairly clean) B) Covered in horrific 3rd degree burns, or C) She's part Sasquatch (at least she's got the SASS part down, am I right??!?!?). Additionally, the more I look at this, the more I'm convinced that she actually has some sort of octopus tentacle instead of a right arm. I'm not even going to discuss the eyes (shudder).
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The Daily WTF!

Today I came across a picture of Michael Jackson's "kids" and I think I know why he's been covering them up in masks all these years. Ummmmmm....how do I put this.......there's no way those kids are half black. Examine the evidence:

Even though MJ currently looks like this:

He USED to look like this:

And I'm pretty sure that when you combine that with this:

You don't get this:

But I could be wrong.........

What do YOU think?

New Catchphrase of the Day!

Courtesy of Hilary Duff (who knew??!?).

In related news, that video of the kid dancing to Beyonce is SO girl wearing a skirt as a top.

Dancing like this is a Lifestyle Choice

Seriously though, this kid is pretty ga...uhhh....good.

Fun with Voiceovers

This one is old, but it still makes me laugh.

Uncomfortable Video of the Day!

There is pretty much no way you can watch this video without getting just a teeeensy bit squirmy inside. I (along with everyone else, probably) always wanted to do this when I was little, and I have very clear memories of bragging to all of my kindergarten friends about how high I got before freaking out and dragging my feet in the sand to stop myself from flying off the swing and slamming in to the merry-go-round. I also remember the day that Jessica Sheehan (one of said kindergarten friends) spectacularly failed to abort mission and DID, in fact, go flying through the air and slam into the merry-go-round. Oh god, it was amazing. Blood everywhere. I also remember being fascinated by the fact that she somehow managed to swallow BOTH of her front teeth in the process. Anyknievel, we would have never succeeded because OUR swings were attached to chains, and not solid metal bars (like this guy), and the second you got too high that s&*t would just collapse on your a$$ and you'd be pretty much dead meat (kindergarten slang). That never stopped me from trying though......

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.