The Clock Blog: 3/29/09

Friday, April 3, 2009

Polka Music Video of the Day!

I have no idea what that guy says in the beginning but I'm sure it's something to the effect of, "Let's go out later and get some cheese." Weeeeeee!!!

This shout-out goes to the music video of the day winner JW!!! Thanks for your entry, you WON!!!!
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It's Friday! You know what that means?!?! THAT'S RIGHT! It's time for our weekly montage video! You know, like we do EVERY week on Friday! What's that? You don't remember ever seeing a montage video on a Friday before?!? FINE! YOU make a blog if you're so damn smart! See if I care! OHIO STATE!!!!

Tracks Be Slippin (Teefs Spectacular)

Now this is what I like to refer to as a tracks be slippin moment... did his chiclet teefs really just fall out on live TV not once but TWICE!?!!? "Goodbye foglks.." oh oh God...

Simply The Best Video of All Time!!

I know that I often refer to videos as "the greatest and best of all time," but this time I'm serious! Reals! Apparently all of these people auditioned for the Dutch Version of American Idol, and for some reason someone (obviously a genius) decided to take all of the very worst auditioners and have them perform at the halftime of some major sporting event. I think YouTube commenter "PwerFFIX" sums it up best: "spinning dude is awesome!"

P.S. The part where they all come together at 2:16 brought a tear to my eye.

OMG, What Just Happened (Of The Day)??!?!

Let me just say that I am thoroughly confused by the title of this video. For some reason, someone decided to call it "Cool and Funny Accident On TV." Really? Cool? FUNNY?!? If I were to give this video a name, it would probably be "Worst Use of a Tape Measure Ever!" or "What, Exactly, Did You EXPECT?!?!" or maybe "Duct Tape Doesn't Hold As Much Weight As You Think." Seriously though, this is like the Fuji horror version of The Grape Stomp Lady, complete with bewildered news anchors back in the studio (but without all the screaming....because....ummm....I'm pretty sure she's dead. Just kidding. The description says she just broke a hip. Hip-Hip-Hooraaaayyy??!)

Bonus YouTube Comment by "Jekelstheory": dude i like the fish in the background!

I couldn't have said it better myself.

The Weirdest Thing Happened On My Way Home From Work Today...

I WISH something like this would happen on my way home from work. The most entertainment I've ever gotten was from that crazy homeless lady who followed me around the metro station and narrated everything I did (from MY perspective, no less!). I'm not kidding. She was like "I have red hair. I'm walking to the ticket machine to buy a ticket. Look at me, all tall with my red hair. Here I go down the escalator." I was totally torn between laughing and freaking the f&%k out. I kept waiting for her to say "I got red hair, and I'm about to get stabbed by a crazy lady!" Aaaaaaanywho, check out this video! It's pretty awesome!

This is How I Broke My Garbage Disposal

Ooooopsies of the Hour!

DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
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Musical Interpretation of the Month!

Ohhhh, so THAT'S how the song goes!

April Fool's Video of the Day!

Waaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit for it!!!!!!

Dream Come True of the Week!

This one goes out to all the people who have ever dreamed of throwing rocks at Nickelback. You're welcome.

Music Video of the Week!!!

Wow, this week's music video is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind of amazing! I'm not sure if it's the beautiful (almost ladylike) leprechaun quality to his voice, or the obvious photoshopping of his legs (seriously, what's going on with those legs??), but I can't get enough! Behold the splendor that is Mark Gormley!