The Clock Blog: 8/23/09

Friday, August 28, 2009

Moldy's Third Favorite Video of the Year!

Some might say "This is the greatest St. Patrick's Day video ever!" Others might say "No it's not!" And one stupid newslady might just call it "A piche of Irish fwoke-folklore!" Idiot. Whatever your opinions may be on the matter, I think we can ALL agree that the "Amateur Sketch" of the Leprechaun is pretty much the most amazing thing EVER!

HAPPY Birthday to me!!!

Moldy's Suck-it Favorite Video of the Year!

Phlemming's Favorite Videos of People Passing Out!

Sometimes people passing out is even MORE hilarious than people falling down! It also doesn't hurt that people usually fall down when they pass out.

faint live - Watch more Funny Videos

Dude Faints During Cooking Show - Watch more Funny Videos

High Stress Life Of Game Show Hosts - Watch more Funny Videos

American Gladiator Audition Pass Out - Watch more Epic Fails

And my FAVORITE!

Cute Volleyball Chick Faints on Live TV - Watch more Funny Videos
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Phlemming's Favorite Videos of People Falling Down!

There's pretty much nothing funnier than people falling down. Here are some awesome examples that we've highlighted in the past year:

I Keep on Fallin'....iiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn and outta love (Alicia Keys Tribute of the Year!)

Moldy's #1 Video of the Year Goes to: The Grape Lady!

Oh yes... the joys of slap stick comedy. I cannot begin to describe with words how much joy and joyness this youtube clip has given us. I have seen many a high-larious fall in my time but there is just something about this particular video that really tickles my fancy. It could be the fact that she tries to quickly shuffle her feet at the end of the race only to trip herself up and go flying out of the grape bucket face first (talk about cheaters never prosper!) it could be the ever recognizable "grape lady" sound that comes out of her as she disappears out of the main shot. It could be the other grape squisher's reaction as she stands in complete shock and disbelief of what has just occurred or it could be the reaction of the reporters back in the studio and their faces as they try to keep it together long enough to cut to commercial, "YOUCH!" Whatever the reason, this is a video that forever defines the clockbloggers, as without this tear jerking type of humor... I'm afraid we wouldn't be who we are today... Presidentsies of the United Statesies.

The Greatest and Best Day of the Year!!!!

Do you know what today is?! It's The Clock Blog's ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Can you believe it?!?!? I sure can't! Imagine, if you will, that just one year ago we were looking at someone else's blog and saying to ourselves "God, this blog is a piece of s*&t! I bet we could make a blog about CLOCKS that would be more interesting than this crap!" And while we pretty much abandoned the whole "clock" thing (not to mention the brief sparkles and cheese tangent), I think we've done pretty well for ourselves! SO, in honor of this momentous day, Moldy and I will be posting some of our favorite video clips from the past year, and perhaps an awesome new clip or 2. Or not. Who knows. Who cares. That's just how we roll. Anywho, special shout out to the tens of you who regularly read our blog, and a SUPER-DUPER SPECIAL SHOUT OUT USA EXTREME TO THE MAX to all of you who leave comments on our videos (Ok, who are we kidding with this....thanks John)! Hopefully we'll have another great year!

~Moldy and Phlemming
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Diet Tip of the Day!!!!

This is dedicated to Phlemming who doesn't feel well. He either has A.#1. Swine flu B.#4 koobface or D.#27 pregers.

WTF Video of the Week!

Picasso Was A Pervert from Lehrthing on Vimeo.

Music Video of the Day!

Human Head Turntables and Drums - Watch more Funny Videos
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News Clip of the Day!

This is one of those rare occasions when the news actually BECOMES the news! Looks like those restaurant and bar owners have another violent criminal to be concerned about!