According to our VERY scientific poll, chosen by our devoted readers, our next CHEESE OF THE MOTHERF&*^$NG DAY is:
Full House: (pronounced full houz)
Full House is widely regarded by scientists to be the "Cheesiest of all Cheeses" (despite repeated claims by Kraft Mac and Cheese). Arguably the most influential of all the cheeses, the origins of Full House have been the subject of much debate throughout history. References to this mighty cheese can be found in dozens of ancient documents, most notably the Holy Bible (And so it came to be, in the city of Nazareth, a child was born, to which Mary exclaimed 'Oh Mylanta!' God replied 'HOW RUDE!' - Ezekial 10:22) Additionally, a recent archeological dig in Southern France has uncovered further evidence that Full House may have been around far longer than anyone imagined.
Hey Mr. T! Look, I still have my vestigial tail!
In addition to it's significant historical contributions (some would call it the "Building Cheese Wheel of Humanity"), Full House has proven to have unprecendented health and cosmetic benefits. A single serving of Full House can sustain/beautify an entire Third World Country for 7 years.
Cheese: Does a body good.
Not to mention delicious:Hold the onions please.