TODAY'S CHEESE OF THE DAY IS:
MY FRIEND JESUS!
(Not Actual Jesus)
This is Victoria's ACTUAL baby. For REALS!
Personally, I would have tried to be on GGW before having the baby, but that's just me. I'm sure Victoria can still WORK IT (she's klassy).
So the next time you see a baby dressed in all brand name clothes, with (count them!) THREE pacifiers and a blanket (in case it gets cold), I would a) check my pockets to make sure the bitch didn't steal my money for more brand name clothes and b) get an autograph, because this bitcho is AWESOME! She's right up there with my other favorite Maury guest (and possible future bitcho) Pickle Girl.
(Honorable bitcho shoutout to Victoria's mom.....wow.......)