Friday, September 26, 2008

Just One More....

A very important message from Sarah Silverman:

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Hilarious Political Video of the Day!


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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Welcome to my Blog

Today's "Favorite Things" video is kind of long, but definitely worth it if you have 7 minutes to spare. Who knows, you might learn a thing or two about fashion along the way.


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Today's Tattoo!

As you all know, I love a tattoo with lots of shading. What you may not know, is that I also love a tattoo with bad teeth. Today's tattoo has a fair amount of facial shading, but the teeth really take it to a whole new level of tattawesomess, and here's why: 4 words. Shading. On. The. Teeth! Who knows...may this guy just has a really bad tartar problem. The nice thing about tattoos, though, is that they're not photographs. He could have told the tattoo artist "You know....you don't need to include all that tartar." But he didn't. He went for realism, which I have to admire. Unless it was the tattoo artists fault, and he just started tattooing the tartar on before the guy could stop him and then it was too late. "Ohhhhhh.....you didn't want the tartar? Oh, I'm really sorry about that....you told me to make it look like the picture....." Anyfloss, this is definitely one of my favorite tattoos so far, and I hope you feel the same.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Terrifying Ad of the Day!

Apparently this is an advertisement for soap in Indonesia. It's also a graphic representation of my worst nightmare. In case you can't read the small print, it says "You eat what you touch." Excuse me while I go wash my hands for a couple hours OCD style. I'm never eating muffins again.


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UPDATE!

This is my reaction to the hamster muffin:

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I could watch this every day and still laugh...

Happy Wednesday everybody! If there's 2 things I LOVE, it's people falling down and news anchors losing their s*&t on live tv (see our earlier post about the grape stomping lady). Today I'm going to share with you another hilarious video featuring BOTH of my favorite things! I'm not kidding when I say I laugh EVERY time I see this.....in fact, it gets funnier the more you watch it.


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Cressbeckler for President!

"I'm voting for a man I can imagine drowning a bag of cats."


Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Today's Political Campaign Ad

I also approve this message:
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Stairway to Stardom!

I like to imagine that this lady is still walking around the streets somewhere yelling "LIBBY!!! LIBBY GET OVER HERE! Who are you calling a drunk, Libby? I'll show you, you dirty, good-for-nothing! I'm gonna be a STAR, Libby! A STAR! And what are YOU? YOU'RE NOTHING! I MADE YOU, LIBBY! Don't you walk away from me. DON'T YOU WALK AWAY, LIBBY!!!!!!!!"


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The Daily WTF!

They really take work safety seriously in Canada! AND they have psychic chefs!

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Today's Tattoo!!!!

I like to imagine that the conversation between the guy getting tattooed and the tattoo artist went something like this:

Guy: This tattoo is looking pretty good! I think it could use more shading though....

Tattoo Artist: More shading? Are you sure? I think it looks pretty good as it is.

Guy: (stares menacingly at the artist) I said. More. Shading.

Tattoo Artist: Ummmm.....ok, but don't blame me when your baby starts to look like Mr. T.

Guy: I'm not paying you to talk. Just keep shading.



"Perfect"
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Monday, September 22, 2008

Hoodrat of the Day!



Here's another interview with the little hoodrat....I love how he can't even be bothered to stop making ice long enough to talk to the reporter.


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These are a Few of My Favorite Things...

Speaking of Pearl, here she is in "The Landlord."

P.S. "YOU PAY NOW!" "I'm tired of dis crap!" "Can I have fo bewers?" and "Come mommy." have become a few of my favorite things... to say!

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Tattoo of the Day!!

Today's tattoo is pretty awesome for a number of reasons. First, it looks like the kid's head is bleeding, which is always awesome. B) Awesome hairstyle. I'll call it "Pseudo-Tat-Mullet." 3) Tattoo teeth always make me laugh. 4) Awesomely misshapen head and shoulders (but notably dandruff free....ha ha....see how I did that? Awesome.).


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What's The Buzz?!??!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy everybody! I hope you had a greeeeeeaaaaaaaaaat weekend! I thought I would start this Monday off with one of my "favorite things" videos. Holy crap, this video is pure genius. For real. She even gets the network wrong at the end.


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