As you all know, I love a tattoo with lots of shading. What you may not know, is that I also love a tattoo with bad teeth. Today's tattoo has a fair amount of facial shading, but the teeth really take it to a whole new level of tattawesomess, and here's why: 4 words. Shading. On. The. Teeth! Who knows...may this guy just has a really bad tartar problem. The nice thing about tattoos, though, is that they're not photographs. He could have told the tattoo artist "You know....you don't need to include all that tartar." But he didn't. He went for realism, which I have to admire. Unless it was the tattoo artists fault, and he just started tattooing the tartar on before the guy could stop him and then it was too late. "Ohhhhhh.....you didn't want the tartar? Oh, I'm really sorry about that....you told me to make it look like the picture....." Anyfloss, this is definitely one of my favorite tattoos so far, and I hope you feel the same.
Apparently this is an advertisement for soap in Indonesia. It's also a graphic representation of my worst nightmare. In case you can't read the small print, it says "You eat what you touch." Excuse me while I go wash my hands for a couple hours OCD style. I'm never eating muffins again.
Happy Wednesday everybody! If there's 2 things I LOVE, it's people falling down and news anchors losing their s*&t on live tv (see our earlier post about the grape stomping lady). Today I'm going to share with you another hilarious video featuring BOTH of my favorite things! I'm not kidding when I say I laugh EVERY time I see this.....in fact, it gets funnier the more you watch it.
I like to imagine that this lady is still walking around the streets somewhere yelling "LIBBY!!! LIBBY GET OVER HERE! Who are you calling a drunk, Libby? I'll show you, you dirty, good-for-nothing! I'm gonna be a STAR, Libby! A STAR! And what are YOU? YOU'RE NOTHING! I MADE YOU, LIBBY! Don't you walk away from me. DON'T YOU WALK AWAY, LIBBY!!!!!!!!"
Today's tattoo is pretty awesome for a number of reasons. First, it looks like the kid's head is bleeding, which is always awesome. B) Awesome hairstyle. I'll call it "Pseudo-Tat-Mullet." 3) Tattoo teeth always make me laugh. 4) Awesomely misshapen head and shoulders (but notably dandruff free....ha ha....see how I did that? Awesome.).
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy everybody! I hope you had a greeeeeeaaaaaaaaaat weekend! I thought I would start this Monday off with one of my "favorite things" videos. Holy crap, this video is pure genius. For real. She even gets the network wrong at the end.