The Clock Blog: 4/12/09

Saturday, April 18, 2009

I Want One! (of the weekend)

Wow, I totally want one of these video cameras that can shoot 1000 frames per second! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:

I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.
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Music Video of the Weekend!

I never get tired of this song

Reason #27 To Quit Your Job and Become a Hip Hop Star

A f&#$%*g BABY can do it!

Superlative of the Day!

I vote this guy most likely to haunt your dreams tonight!

Car Chase of the Hour!

Best. Car chase. EVER! Seriously, this chick is bad-ass. She totally ghost-rides the whip at one point, and then speeds off while flipping off the cops! She must be a Clock Blog reader!

Theme Song Improvement of the Week!

If this was the actual theme song for Different Strokes, I have a feeling that every episode would be a "very special episode." DON'T GO IN THE BUILDING, ARNOLD!!

Smells Like a Used Diaper Filled with Indian Food Video of the Day!

Awwwwwkwaaaaaaaard (of the day)!

So apparently ABC Family accidentally put this video up online without the laugh track. Awesome awkwardness to the EXTREME! I think the best part is definitely the horrible deaf "joke." Actually, I think the best part is that there does seem to be a real studio audience because you can occasionally hear one or two people politely laugh. Seriously though, this video makes me uncomfortable.

Another Day in Paradise...

This shout-out goes to our co-worker "The" J.C. Chavez, one of our biggest fans/musies and the most sarcastic person (on Wednesday ;) I know!
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Dramatic Reading of the Day!

Love the guy at the end that says "And cut!"

Scream for REALS!

This video was first introduced to us by our hilarious correspondent by saying, "At 21 seconds there is a couple who gives birth to a head of lettuce." Thanks J. (tranny V.I.P. list) Pollyana. Keep up the investigative work!

News Clip of the Day!

I can't help but think that he's talking about something else here...

Today's Tattoo!

Ladies and gentlemen, you are in for a TREAT today! I know it's been a loooooooooooong time since we last posted a tattoo for your viewing pleasure, and for that I apologize. However, I am confident that once you take a look at this gorgeous tat, all will be forgiven. Today's tattoo is probably the sexiest tattoo we have ever featured on The Clock. Just look at that face! Those teeth! The weirdly shaped arm! The mole! The hairy legs! It's almost too much to take in all at once, so I encourage you to sit back, relax, and take a few hours today to fully appreciate this precious jewel of a tattoo. Happy Tuesday! You're welcome.

Personal Ad of the Day!

It's funny because it's true! It's also sad for the same reason.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

A Delicious Snack...

This reminds me of the time I poured a little bit of oatmeal on my lap whilst sitting at the breakfast table...

Never-Ending Fad of the Decade!

BEANIE BABIES! They're still cool, right? What? They're not??!?!? But I just forked over $75 for Glory!!!

Ha ha ha, just kidding. These people are idiots. Also, SERIOUS WTF ALERT when that lady starts talking about how her beanie pony is uncut. Yowza!

Grey Bullsh*t Day!

That's IT! Monday has officially been declared Grey bullsh*t day (bullsh*t sweater vests are acceptable in any color as long as you are wearing grey pants.) Thanks to all of the participants, especially those who made LuLu laugh until her stitches exploded.

Examples of grey bullsh*t day wear: